Please, turn on the air.

Welcome to the official Please Turn On The Air website. We hope that you will enjoy your stay.

Things you have to know if you want to survive here

All Please Turn On The Air property is subject to a strict no gun policy! If you are caught in posession of any firearms, you will be immediately removed and reported to local authorities. No exceptions!

Additionally, we ask that our guests please be respectful towards all Please Turn On The Air employees and staff, especially our CEO, John Burger. He is a wonderful man and can be quite sensitive, so please be mindful of the way you speak to him.

Finally, we strongly recommend that you pack a lunch as there will be no opportunity to purchase food while you are participating in any Please Turn On The Air activities.